7 things women need to give their men a break from


Disclaimer – This post is based on some personal experiences and on what I have seen around while observing couples. I rarely go to malls or crowded markets but whenever I go, I have seen some horrendous examples.

For all the women and men who have males partners out there, some points to note which you should avoid or not do to your male partners. It will be beneficial for your relationships.

And all the men reading, make sure you that your partners read this.

  1. Shopping – Isn’t it obvious? 99% men hate shopping with their girlfriends and wives. The only thing we can shop for, are our own stuff, most of which we can do online now. Thanks to eCommerce website. fed-up-man-carrying-partners-shopping-bags-city-street-walking-30211263
  2. Choose colors – Roses are red, Violets are blue. Brown is the color, Of elephant poo. By now you would have understood that for men red is red so when you say “Baby, that’s not red, that’s Cherry (dipped in water, shining at 3:24 PM) ‘Red'”, trust me, it doesn’t make a freaking sense to us. Let red be red. Couple choosing paint for painting
  3. Out Late with friends – Do you think his parents allowed him late night outs with friends? No! They used to call him up every 10 minutes starting at 10:00 PM asking where the hell is he and asking him to find new parents if he is not back in 10 minutes. So, it is totally fine he is out with his friends once in a while. He is just relaxing and de-stressing, not cheating on you.miller-lite-2-new
  4. Boys Talk – Trust me, you are putting him in the most embarrassing situation when you ask him what he and his friends talk about. I am sure, he never interfered in your girls talk ever. In case he did, maybe because you intended him to ask. Leave the boys talk to boys. You maybe his best friend but their are topics which will never be discussed with you. Also, we don’t have much topics to talk about like you do. So cut them some slack.
  5. Mind the word – For men, nothing means nothing, I am fine means I am fine and ok means ok. So, don’t freaking be a ass and keep asking on “what happened?, what happened? You won’t tell me? You don’t wanna tell me? Fine, don’t tell me.” WTF! Just change the topic and it will save you from his straight face unless you want him to make up a lie and tell you something which never happened. 24dd746ea63542807560b891c5e5aae8

  6. Don’t keep an archive/reference folder – In an argument, don’t look in your freaking archive folders to bring up old and obsolete issues. Pls, don’t so that. It’s irritating and will push the guy away. It’s past, it’s gone. Chuck it!f4c1565bc6ab4bd6fd7127864bbc0824
  7. Whatsapp Read/Online Status – This is a personal one. Lol! If the message has been read or the status in online but your message has not been read, don’t take it personal. There might be an issue. He might be lying on the road in his own blood and trying to call someone but the fucking whatsapp got opened! So before sending 23 odd messages of blame, have some patience!

     

    In the nutshell, follow these rules to be happy and productive couple. And don’t kill me if it doesn’t work. I am just the writer who observed you!

Be patient, Be compassionate. Don’t be insecure in 10 seconds.

Think about it!!

And being said, try to take it in a humorous way!

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7 vehicles that annoy RE rider the most


Now, I know it is not the machine but the man who is at flaw. But it’s been years of driving and riding and walking on the road, I have found this pattern in multiple cities. Certain vehicles have a similar way of plying.

While commuting, I start with a peaceful and calm mind, by the time I reach my destination, I feel like beating the shit out of few people.

Now, Disclaimer – These are personal views and may differ but we will care about your views in your own blog. ROFL! #JustKidding but seriously, laugh rather than burning your blood. (Read Hindi – Khoon na jalaa, paani pi, hass de veere)

So, here is the list –

  1. Autos – This is known to all like a universal fact. Right? Remember, when we were kids, teachers used to tell us that sun and earth is star and planet respectively; human body has 70% water or India is a country. In the same way, ask anyone on the road and autos would be the first thing they will quote. I have never seen any of them driving properly. None!! Across India! They are all same. As if they all go to the same school where they are taught “how not to drive on roads”general_happybirthday
  2. Avengers & 100 cc bikes – Nice bike and fine ride but it becomes annoying when the person sitting on it becomes a dickhead and feels he is riding an Enfield and starts riding faster than you to seek attention. It starts to annoy. Then comes those assholes on 100 cc bikes who ride as if their ass is on fire and they are running to find water. No rear view mirrors and god knows when did they use an indicator the last time!                                                                                    New folder (2)
  3. Wagon R – If anyone on road is in most hurry, it is these guys who drive Wagon R. Yes, I know your previous vehicle was a two-wheeler and first car you bought was this shitty box on wheels (one of the most ugliest car) but that doesn’t mean you will try to put in between 2 vehicles like you used to do with your scooter or 100 cc bike. Common, it’s a 4 wheeler, ride responsibly. Give way when you are driving slow and someone is honking. And worst part is when you drive fast on a highway trying to race with I-don’t-know-who, that shit box will overturn. It’s not made for speed. And pls get those rear view mirrors and use them.7ribandar.jpeg-660x330
  4. Government buses – Go to any city –> Delhi, Bombay, Bangalore, Chennai or Kolkata. After Autos, these guys are a pain in the butt. These sons of whatever guns never drive in the left most lane dedicated for them, never look before changing lanes, are always facing breakdowns which lead to massive jams and speed in the most rash manner. Agreed? Coz I don’t have words to explain! Already annoyed.
  5. Tavera / Eeco / Sumo (CABS) –  Just like WagonR, if anyone else is in a hurry are the BPO/IT Cabs. And worst are the people sitting inside who don’t fuckin utter a word. Do I need to say more? I am already annoyed!
  6. XUV 500 – These are still bearable and not all are idiots. But, 70% I have had an encounter with, are douches. Their first car was WagonR so you can imagine how they drive. I don’t know how and why they think they are the owners of the road. Live young? Sure, do that but at least drive like an adult.
  7. White Car|Black Windows|Broken but Loud bass tube/woofer with shitty music – Yes, I know that you know that whom I am talking about. All the dickheads who have a political connection (Real & Pseudo both) are a prone to life on road. The shittiest music possible and at least 7 people in a 5 seater car. They are a threat and I have not seen even a single one being slapped a challan by police.

 

So, what do you think about my list? If you have any more vehicles in mind, do comment below. Or, if you want tot share any story that I can write upon as an inspiration, do share your thought.

And till then, think about it… If I offended you, think about it.. Why I did?

Ride/Drive safe.. Enjoy the road not someone’s blood. Value it.

 

7 reasons to buy Royal Enfield


Well, you might be aware of the reasons one should buy an Enfield. I am not gonna quote same old lame reasons. Yes, you feel Royal, I know and you feel free, I know.

Just read, it might amuse you or persuade you in buying one.

 1. You can ride slow – There are many bikes out there for speed but do you know any other bike which feels amazing even when you ride it slow? Except Enfield, none I can think of. The thump, the sheer pleasure of having a slow ride is heaven many times. Even those who drive/ride behind you know you won’t go fast because, fuck! its an Enfield.

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2. Ride solo or in a group – Except Harley or Indian, no other bike will look good in both solo and group. You are bound to turn heads no matter how and with whom you are riding. The fairings, the colors, the speed on some bikes will surely look good but metal is metal and in long run, Enfield will always be Enfield.

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3. Unbiased Bike – Again, except Harley or Indian, Enfield is the most unbiased bike with respect to gender, caste, religion or whatever man! Anyone would look sexy on an Enfield. And it treats man and woman, the same.

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4. You feel Rich – We all know that every month you will need to take it to the mechanic and do some or the other corrections. The service centers will suck your blood and money out. But in all of this, you will feel rich. Like “BC! service karani hai” again! 🙂 Common, its fun and accept it, you do feel rich in a way. Competition for Harleys and other superbikes.

5. Katrina and Anushka – Damn! This should have been the first point, right? Coz both of the ladies make the bike look sexier than ever. I don’t have any more lines to say for this point. PERIOD!

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6. Aviators – Are you a fan of aviators? Those Ray bans and few others! No other bike can look hotter with those freaking RayBans!!

7. What? are you still reading for more reasons? Get your ass up and go buy or ride one! If you already have it, just ride! Have fun, take that dust and pollution to your lungs or get on the highway for that fresh air!

 

Until next time! Ride safe, Ride hard! And ………. Ride! I am leaving for another ride now!  See you!

Think about it …..

Selfie lete hai..


Last year a new term got added to the urban dictionary, Selfie. Its become a phenomenon lately. All those polaroid pictures and all those, sir can you please take our picture has gone for a toss. I miss those times when we used to ask people around for taking pictures. Now we just click. They invented a freaking selfie stick too. This shows how our friends have got busy. We used to make plans with friends and go out for a beer or food. Now i see many people alone like me sitting in the downtown bar having beer and clicking selfies. I still need to get along with this phenomenon. This also means we are more independent now. We can go out even if friends are busy. Capture our deeds and share them with the world. This has changed the photography world. We can fall of a plane, stand on top of statue in brazil, mount everest, roller coaster and click pictures. Instagram and snapchat have earned the most in last few years.

This means we are more out going and go getters. However the only loss is we can’t share those moments with friends. Everything has a pro and con. Selfie has its own share. But i see the advantages since at my age, most of the friends are married or having children. A nomad like me, sits in a bar, have beer, smoke and just chill with other single people.

Not bad, eh! 🙂

Think about it….

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Memoirs of a Monk….


It’s really a boring day today, it’s a semi holiday today in office and not many people have turned up so I thought why not express a story of mine in words and share. It’s not a random story, it’s a part of my own biography.

Many times I have woken up 3 AM in the morning when I slept at 1 in wonder that why, why was I born in this world at this point of era. I have been a decent son, a friend who is always there to help his mates, one who can do anything freaky and weird for them in order to make them smile. I do not like dull moments in my life, well, nobody does is what you will say. But, I don’t even like a dull moment in life of people around me. I am not saying I am person who is jolly and keeps laughing, but I am someone who if in a dull moment, helps everyone come out of it. My expertise start when a dull moment start. If the environment is already filled with happiness, I will enjoy with you. If it is boring, sad and dull, call me over and party will begin. The main issue with me is, I want everyone to be happy always.

This happiness may not come easily as people are stuck in desires and dreams. But wake up, whatever you have/ do not have,
at least you have a moment, a soul and a life. Be happy with it. It is said “make the most of it” or have you made it large?”
I would say “have you lived that moment?” Every breath you take has a lot of energy in it. the oxygen you inhale, goes through your nostrils, fills your wind pipe… reaches the lungs, mixes with blood which takes it all over your body which is a a mesh of veins and arteries, a whole thick forest and then burns the food to release energy and this happens every mili-second of your life.

Do understand here that I am not saying to dance every now and then and party. Even when you are sitting idle and quiet feel the happiness in air and let it surround you. Last night I was feeling restless so I took my car out for a drive alone. 50 Km out of the city and I stopped it. Locked my car, took a pee…. LOL… I had a fag and lied down on my car’s bonnet and just looked up. It was an irony that I was smoking and looking at the stars and feeling lively. 🙂 hehe… but to come and think of it. Life starts and ends. While lying there for 45 minutes, I was happy because it was peaceful for me (making exception of trucks and their beloved horns on national highway). I was enjoying every breath and the stars were wonderful.. made me feel, I belong to a separate world, a more happy and peaceful environment lost somewhere in this world.

While driving back home, I realised that I may not be good at the work I am currently doing, I may not be happy with it but I am also not sad about it. It gives me a paycheque at least…lol… but money doesn’t matter. I am very restless and can’t sit idle. Hence, when I am with friends, I make it a point that they enjoy the moment. If I die or go away, they will remember me not because of our meetings and my abusing them for not doing work properly, but by the moments of joy that we had shared and a simple smile which I was able to make happen on their faces.

So, my advice for today is, be a person who not only brings joy to his life but others too.. Coz in the end, we all have to go away, but how about living life after death in somebody’s heart and mind.

Think about it….

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Another day in office….


Yawn!! I am 2 glasses vodka down, that’s around 120ml of it, though not high, not even tipsy. Not even a little bit. Still my mind is relaxed. I have bunked my office and sitting in cafeteria of another facility, same office ;). Today I completed 1 year in this company, in the morning I got a mail saying “happy fucking anniversary”. I am not angry at the company. Really! Its just that I am not completely happy. My definition of job is not this one. Its meant to be satisfying, is it? Or its just the paychecks that are satisfying? Every monday, you feel good or bad? These are some questions that have different answers but at some point of time, these really become common for all.

*sigh* another sip from the tea.

Now, listen to me carefully, you may find your job exciting, it may satisfy you but answer this truthful, at some point of time you really wanna go and run somewhere. Hit me if I’m wrong.

Enough of the negative crap! Coming back to point. We work day and night for what? Growth? You are already growing! Money? You will get it anyway and it will be spent. Status? Its matters when you have status in your own eyes.
What matters in life and every day is the small moments you share with friends, joking on a cup of tea, lunch or even a drive to greater noida and back. These moments are permanent and should be cherished. I am not stopping you from work but more than that some things are essential.

So just another day in office should be satisfactory when at the end you want to think about the day while sleeping and smiling ..

Think about it…

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