Silent Revolution


Have you ever fcked yourself? When did you last fck yourself? Imagine a whole world fcking themselves everyday every minute on the road. That car just made a wrong turn or made an over take badly causing an accident prone situation. We have a lot of morons and idiots on the road these days who are in so hurry to reach their destinations that they forget someone else is also trying to reach somewhere. Its a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll so better keep that in mind next time you get on the road.

Right now sitting at throttle shrottle on faridabad gurgaon road, I thought of writing this blog over chai and sutta. Driving everyday from work to home and vice-versa I come across many morons and fcking idiots on the road. No matter how cool I try to be, these people leave me no choice but to abuse out loud. I am not hitting anyone; just frustrated to see how much stupid people can be.

But there is another side to the story as well. Why do these biker’s ride haphazardly. The answer lies on the roads. Everyone is in a hurry, they need to reach their destination forgetting the facts. Another reason is cars occupying all the lanes and honking in case any biker comes in the front. When was the last time you gave an indicator while changing a lane? (If you are in India). Since you have not, you expect the biker also to switch it on? And even if he does, you speed up even if you were driving dead all the time. This silent fight/revolution is seen everyday on the roads.

Each & every person is trying to show that he has a better and a bigger vehicle. You can show-off, no issues in that but don’t lose your calm on the road.

This revolution is silent. Last time when I was stuck in a jam, I parked my bike on the side and sat on the footpath to have a fag. And I observed!!

Cars hoking at bikes to move away even if there is a red light. Bikes changing lanes as soon as they find a space. Nobody seems to know how to drive. Then you have the all India famous auto wallahs. I have driven in loads of cities and one thing is common in all, the driving style of autowallahs which is – they dont know how to fcking drive. Then there are some highways and main roads where bikes are not allowed to enter. P.S. – Even if my bike is 350/500/1500 CC and i ride better than most of the cars on that road, bikes are forced to take longer and busy route. These kinds of delays also make the bikers to drive fast and awkwardly.

On a daily basis, based on my travel, coming to Noida, nobody knows what a Red light means. Even if you have a green, you need to pass with safely. In faridabad, I am yet to find roads in the midst of potholes. In Gurgaon, roads and traffic sense and traffic jams. In Delhi, people drive a little better but then you have Autos and most frustrating DTC buses.

Anyways, my tea and fag is over. Need to head to the road and continue my journey back.
So next time you drive/ride, remember, when was the last time you fcked yourself? And dont be a moron.

Drive safely and enjoy the ride!!

Think about it…

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Selfie lete hai..


Last year a new term got added to the urban dictionary, Selfie. Its become a phenomenon lately. All those polaroid pictures and all those, sir can you please take our picture has gone for a toss. I miss those times when we used to ask people around for taking pictures. Now we just click. They invented a freaking selfie stick too. This shows how our friends have got busy. We used to make plans with friends and go out for a beer or food. Now i see many people alone like me sitting in the downtown bar having beer and clicking selfies. I still need to get along with this phenomenon. This also means we are more independent now. We can go out even if friends are busy. Capture our deeds and share them with the world. This has changed the photography world. We can fall of a plane, stand on top of statue in brazil, mount everest, roller coaster and click pictures. Instagram and snapchat have earned the most in last few years.

This means we are more out going and go getters. However the only loss is we can’t share those moments with friends. Everything has a pro and con. Selfie has its own share. But i see the advantages since at my age, most of the friends are married or having children. A nomad like me, sits in a bar, have beer, smoke and just chill with other single people.

Not bad, eh! 🙂

Think about it….