Life of a Fag…

Every time I come out of the box, some or the other put his/her mouth to my butt and sucks it… Its embarrassing to see people are not embarrassed. They come running to my handlers who sell me off. My rates have gone high but still I am being sucked. Feels good to be that popular. Its also true that if you are sucking something from my butt, it will be as bad as you are. The smoke/ash that goes into the lungs may soon kill you.

No, I am not saying this so you leave me. Its your personal choice.

Wow! That was a hilarious description my fag. Though, I agree it will some day kill you but let’s look at the pros of smoking.
1. You will get rid of insomnia and point headaches like me.
2. You feel matured.
3. You are relaxed.
4. Its cheaper than other stuff.
5. It helps you overcome over-anxiety and work pressure.
6. Its a good conversation starter.
7. It loosens you up.
8. A good time pass
9. It allows you to leave the materialistic world for few minutes and move into your imaginative world.
10. It let’s you think and work better in stress.

Once, we were in Ladakh, there was nothing to eat at 3 AM. We were on road, driving. It was so cold, must be at least 26 degrees below zero. We would have died that morning but we were saved by our fag. We got down, went by the lake, took fags and smoked. Not did it only give us warmth but boosted us. Near to death experience teaches you a lot.

So signing off this one. Keep a control on the fag. Smoke less. I do not want you to have near to death experience in a negative way..

*posted from blackberry*


Memoirs of a Monk….

It’s really a boring day today, it’s a semi holiday today in office and not many people have turned up so I thought why not express a story of mine in words and share. It’s not a random story, it’s a part of my own biography.

Many times I have woken up 3 AM in the morning when I slept at 1 in wonder that why, why was I born in this world at this point of era. I have been a decent son, a friend who is always there to help his mates, one who can do anything freaky and weird for them in order to make them smile. I do not like dull moments in my life, well, nobody does is what you will say. But, I don’t even like a dull moment in life of people around me. I am not saying I am person who is jolly and keeps laughing, but I am someone who if in a dull moment, helps everyone come out of it. My expertise start when a dull moment start. If the environment is already filled with happiness, I will enjoy with you. If it is boring, sad and dull, call me over and party will begin. The main issue with me is, I want everyone to be happy always.

This happiness may not come easily as people are stuck in desires and dreams. But wake up, whatever you have/ do not have,
at least you have a moment, a soul and a life. Be happy with it. It is said “make the most of it” or have you made it large?”
I would say “have you lived that moment?” Every breath you take has a lot of energy in it. the oxygen you inhale, goes through your nostrils, fills your wind pipe… reaches the lungs, mixes with blood which takes it all over your body which is a a mesh of veins and arteries, a whole thick forest and then burns the food to release energy and this happens every mili-second of your life.

Do understand here that I am not saying to dance every now and then and party. Even when you are sitting idle and quiet feel the happiness in air and let it surround you. Last night I was feeling restless so I took my car out for a drive alone. 50 Km out of the city and I stopped it. Locked my car, took a pee…. LOL… I had a fag and lied down on my car’s bonnet and just looked up. It was an irony that I was smoking and looking at the stars and feeling lively. 🙂 hehe… but to come and think of it. Life starts and ends. While lying there for 45 minutes, I was happy because it was peaceful for me (making exception of trucks and their beloved horns on national highway). I was enjoying every breath and the stars were wonderful.. made me feel, I belong to a separate world, a more happy and peaceful environment lost somewhere in this world.

While driving back home, I realised that I may not be good at the work I am currently doing, I may not be happy with it but I am also not sad about it. It gives me a paycheque at least…lol… but money doesn’t matter. I am very restless and can’t sit idle. Hence, when I am with friends, I make it a point that they enjoy the moment. If I die or go away, they will remember me not because of our meetings and my abusing them for not doing work properly, but by the moments of joy that we had shared and a simple smile which I was able to make happen on their faces.

So, my advice for today is, be a person who not only brings joy to his life but others too.. Coz in the end, we all have to go away, but how about living life after death in somebody’s heart and mind.

Think about it….

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